My name is Polly Belbotham, and many of you will no doubt remember me from "Opportunity Knocks" a few years ago, where in a display of sexism (bellbottoms v hotpants - guess which Hughie preferred) and tactical voting by Clodagh Rodgers' Granny, who turned up her NHS hearing aid just as the clapometer microphone was near the front row, I was cruelly deprived of a glittering career with Eurovision.
I was disappointed to see that no other laywomen have been awarded their own tab, but I'm not one to complain. I was disappointed to learn that it has not been possible to transfer my previous wordpress blog postings, as the rich tradition of music in the Diocese of Trollbridge over the last 45 years deserves to be better known. Neveretheless we are living in exciting times as I said to my friend Mike Oldfield last year at Cropredy, in the Theakstons Old Peculiar Tent. Although Canon Lewis had assured me that the so-called "New" Mass would not get anywhere, it appears to have "gone live" so to speak, which leads to an opportunity for
Meanwhile, we are actively seeking more women to join the Music Committee. Musical experience not necessary, but must be a cat lover, and demonstrate an in-depth knowledge of Joan Armatrading's musical oeuvre.